WOW, it's been a while since my last blog. So if I did have any regular reader's (unlikely) i'm pretty sure u have all moved on to bigger and better blogs.
Quick catch up. Got back from Australia, all went well, no jet lag, back at uni, started dissertation (not going well), fully re-immersed in the male orientated, unadulterated banter that I missed so much while on the other side of the world with 3 girls (no offence to the girls, they had some good bent at times).
What inspired me to write this entry was a night out last Friday at a local pub that my friends and I refer to regularly as a "shit hole", even the regulars would probably agree. We only went there because the DJ at our preferred bar across the road forced us out by playing shocking 70's disco music (not even the good stuff).
Anyway, we get in...all gettin ID'd of courfse despite all of us being well over the age of 17 years and 365 days. We get in, order a pint from the pretty Irish bar lady blah blah blah. About 3 pints later i'm standing at the bar when I catch out of the corner of my eye a very disturbed looking James as he utter's the word's "unacceptable" to his reflection in the mirror.
Now this happened 3 days ago now and I'd had a bit to drink so can't exactly remember the details of why this was said or what was said afterwards. Luckily, I thought of this at the time and wrote down key words and phrases as a text on my phone. Unfortunately, I have no idea what it all means now so thought I would just transcribe the text here and let u interpret is as you wish....
"Mirror. Unacceptable. Then sideburns that are unacceptable. She is a fat bitch. Write blog. It was as if I lived in Notre Dame. Pock Mark. You don't look bad mate. It's a ladies night and the feelings right. Where are you cow boy. Whatever I got i'm glad my girlfriend aint here. Fuck off. I can't see"
That is all word for word and I'm pretty sure each line is a separate incident. After "you don't look bad mate" - which I think is me consoling James after him calling his reflection unacceptable - I dont know what I was documenting. But it sounds funny. And the "girlfriend" bit is really confusing cos none of those who were present actually have girlfriends at the moment....
I'll update in another post if I find out what any of the text actually means.
2 comments:
That is hilarious wish I had been there. Keep the regular updates going DJ.
Mirror. Unacceptable. Then sideburns that are unacceptable. She is a fat bitch. Write blog. It was as if I lived in Notre Dame. Pock Mark. You don't look bad mate. It's a ladies night and the feelings right. Where are you cow boy. Whatever I got i'm glad my girlfriend aint here. Fuck off. I can't see
You caught me looking in the mirror and I was dissatisifed with my appearance, which I is why I was muttering 'unacceptable' to myself (I had forgotten this)! Then that stupid bitch came up to me and said that my sideburns should be at eye level, and wanted to know who had cut my hair. She then said I looked good with a 'skinhead' and said that hers was a vodka and coke. I then told you this and said I felt like Quasemodo in Notre Dame. I sent Gibaut a text asking if he had legged it, saying 'where are you cowboy dont tell me youve legged it'. Absolutely no idea what the rest of it means!
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